One of the all time greats...

...shows up a trash talking fan! :)

Sorry guys for all the Youtube videos in the last few days, I just wanted to get the Thierry Henry post moved to the 2nd page so it wouldn't be the first thing visitors saw. All will be back to normal soon. :)

Happy Thanksgiving!

So as I said I was supposed to be part of the colab video AceNichols33 made for Thanksgiving but I hadn't time to record my part.
I had some spare time earlier so I decided to film a quick video. I'm not laughing at the end, it's more a smile of embarrassment at the joke. :)

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

Quick equation.

The Muppets + Anything = 100000(Anything)(Better)

WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010 Ad.

I love this trailer, it reminds me of the the old Smackdown 2 ads with The Rock and Kurt Angle. Kofi's face is fantastic as he rushes to help Kelly.
The best part of trailer, in my opinion, is John Cena's "OH COME ON!". As much as I dislike Cena's in ring character, I've a huge admiration for his work ethic and dedication to his profession.

Besides the fantastic advert, I'm looking forward to getting that. After a steep decline since 'WWE Smackdown! Here Comes The Pain', last years edition was a welcomed improvement so hopefully this year they'll continue with last years progress.

IKea-d you'd not, swedish furniture stores rock!

I recently went to the Republic of Ireland's first IKEA store out in the beautiful Dublin suburb of Ballymun*

*More hyperbole than has every been used ever before.

Long story short, I love IKEA. Rather than talk about the furniture et al, which is the same the world over, I'd like to thank the staff.

For what?

For not giving a fuck about what we did!

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you a picture of all the free pencils I took in the 2-3 hour time period I was there.



The above is exactly 140 pencils and 3 pens!

"KNACKER!" I hear you yell, but I've two very solid defences.

1.) When in Rome! (or Ballymun rather)
2.) I'm from Cavan, when we see free shit we take as much of it as possible.

There, two defences that would hold up in any court in the land!


Oh, yeah I bought a table too. Thought you'd like to know.

EXCLUSIVE! THIERRY HENRY IN POO PORN SHOCKER!

Guys and girls, coincidentally and conveniently after he cheated Ireland out of a World Cup spot, a picture of Thierry Henry partaking in some highly questionable acts have emerged. It is 100% legit and is in no way a bitter photoshopping on my part...

Shocking, I know!

Wish Me Luck.

While I should probably announce this on the actually <419 site, I get more traffic here so it seemed like the best option.

I've decided to write a <419 book. Well more "illustrate" a <419 book. I'm using inverted commas as I hardly consider myself as an illustrater or even a semi-competent drawer. Anyhoo, I've not 100% decided upon a title or theme of the book but for the moment it will be called "50 Ways To Break Up With Your Partner (Without Them Knowing)"

With exams and projects, it'd be unrealistic of me to thing I'll get this started in the next 3-4 weeks but while I'm off for a month after Christmas I will be hopefully hammering my way through like a coked up blacksmith.

Keyboard cat pops up on RTEs 'The Frontline'

David Reilly: The Drinking Game!

Today I learned that some girls I met a few weeks ago at a Trinity residences ball now have a drinking game named in my honour. This is how it was described to me, direct copy and paste:

marcus olaoire says:
someone shouts DAVID REILLY
and they have to create a visual representation of your hair
last one to do it drinks

I think it's an achievement, I'm up there with Sting and Eddie Murphy in one respect now at least.



But I will not be responsible for anything like the above happening.

I am flattered though. :)

EDIT: I'd like to point out the lovely irony in naming a drinking game after someone who is edge!

Teh Internetz knows my name lulz

Popped on to Youtube just there to see how many views my UCD Life videos had gotten so far. As I typed in my name Youtube suggest 'David Reilly Stand Up'. Needless to say I find this pretty deadly! :D


So then I decided to see if Google would be the same, seeing as they own Youtube. The results were a little weird and lead me to think I either have some sort of super secret, super large following somewhere, perhaps a cult deep in South America, or else I need a new stage name as there are far too many comedians going by David Reilly.


I know that near 99% of those 51000 results no doubt have nothing to do with me, but to all those who have acknowledged my online presence by following me on Twitter, Youtube or here, I offer you my most sincerest thanks and gratitude.

My UCD Life Episodes 3 and 4