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Wrestlemania XXV Review!

So WWE Wrestlemania XXV was one April 5Th 2009.

I watched with my friends Marcus and Adam, and yes that does matter!
I'm going to do play by play review, but more opinion.

It was due to start at midnight and at like 25.45 we find out that one of the most anticipated matches was moved to a pre-show match, which was frankly bullshit.

As I can't give an opinion of the match, I'll just say that The Colóns beat Miz and Morrison to unify the Tag Team Championships.

Money In The Bank Ladder Match:

This match has become a staple for excitement and unpredictability. This year's entrants were Kane, CM Punk, Christian, Kofi Kingston, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Mark Henry, Finlay and a crazy amount of ladders. Like every year, this match was a spotfest!
However, the pizza guy arrived during this match and I missed Benjamin's leap off the 25ft ladder. /humpf

I thought Kofi and Benjamin were really fantastic, with all competitors putting in a good show.

CM Punk won the bout for the second successive year. Now I am happy he won, as I'm a huge Punk mark, but I thought Benjamin or Christian would have been better choice to win.

RATING: 9/10

Kid Rock
needs to die.

Battle Royale:
25 Divas 'brawling'. It was so messy, but it was cool seeing Torrie Wilson again.

SantinA Marrello won!

RATING:2/10

Chris Jericho V Roddy Piper, Jimmy Snuka and Ricky Steamboat

Very happy Jericho picked up all three pinfalls cleanly. Steamboat was better than Flair was in his last few years in the ring. The Mickey Rourke involvement was a let down. Very brief considering the weeks of build up.

RATING: 6/10

Jeff Hardy V Matt Hardy:

This was a very good match, with both brothers going all out. Seemingly Jeff botched something on a ladder, but I missed it I think. I liked the ending. I don't think Jeff will be able to sit down for quite a while. The Twist of Faith with Jeff's head in the chair was SICK. So cool!
Very happy Matt won as it boosts his standings imo.

RATING: 8/10

Rey V JBL:

Rey's outfit was awesome; a Heath Ledger Joker style mask and clothes.
Rey beats JBL in 21 seconds to win the Intercontinental title.
JBL then quits!
I really dislike JBL but he deserved a better retirement than getting squashed.

RATING: 2/10

Undertaker V HBK:

Oh. My. GOD! This was one of the best matches I've ever seen. I don't like HBK but I'm not evening considering that. Both he and Taker, despite being in their forties, showed all the boys in the back how to tell a story in the ring, how to get the crowd on their feet, how to entertain and how to put on true 5 star wrestling match.

In one word, wow!

'Taker's streak is intact at 17-0!

RATING: 10/10

Triple Threat Match: Edge(c) vs. John Cena vs. Big Show

Gash. That's what this match was for the most part. John Cena's entrance was epic, as is expected of him at 'Mania. However, why doesn't anyone else in the match get a big, fancy entrance?
Anyhoo, Cena pretty much controlled the match. Edge, despite being champ, got very little offense in. Big Show, who I wanted to win, was his usual reliable self.
Cena wins the strap after impressively lifting both Big Show and Edge on his back, which I believe is over 45 stone.
Cena winning was the obvious outcome. I would have like Show to win as it'd be nice to see a change at the top. Or maybe Edge winning discarding Vickie in the process.

RATING: 6/10

Triple H V Orton:

Orton should have won. They built him this legit menace and threat with two great lackeys in the form of Priceless; they didn't even make an appearance during the match. The quality of the match was good, it always was going to be, it was just the style in which the outcome occurred.
It was fairly straight forward in terms of a PPV main event finish, but this was 'granddaddy of them all', they should have thrown a curveball on this one.
RATING: 7/10

Highlights:

• Shelton Benjamin's 25-30 ft leap in the MiTB match. Despite missing it live, I watched it today and was very impressed. They really need to build him up this year and pull the trigger on him in next year's MiTB.


• Undertaker's dive out of the ring, annihilating the cameraman. Also Marcus had fallen asleep so when I shout 'HE'S KILLED THE CAMERAMAN!', Marcus wakes up and says (iirc) 'Why did he kill him?!'. Awesomes.


• Stone Cold's final beer. Stone Cold zooms around the ring on a farm quad before drinking a few beers in the ring like he only he can. End of an era. One of the greatest ever to step in a ring.

Lowlights

• Moving the Tag Team Unification match to pre-show. Leaving four of the most talented young guys of the main card is a travesty, especially to John Morrison. The man is a guaranteed future World Champion!


• The complete disrespect to ECW. It speaks volumes of how much Vince cares about ECW. The brand champion, Jack Swagger, wasn't on the card at all. Again, this is a guy they hope will be a face of the company in years to come.


• Kid Rock. The fact that their wasn't a angel, watching him from above, armed with a sniper rifle and eager to impress millions of people worldwide.


• Jerry Lawlor : 'Rey's outfit must be a tribute to Heath Ledger.'
  JR: 'Except Rey's career is alive and well.'
  /facepalm

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