Behold, ladies and gentlemen, a video that will entertain everyone, be they wrestling fans or not:
If you watched the video, and I can only presume you have if you're reading this, you will understand what I meant in this post's title when I said Mountain State Wrestling is not just the best wrestling promotion in West Virginia, but the world.
The video opens strongly with Karl and man, is he a Karl. What can be said about violent world of Frank Parker that the man himself didn't already cover with that chest slap; a true champion of the promo. Stro, the Maestro of Wrestling was once known as Gorgeous George III. As you can see, there's a reason the past tense is used there.
And what about those Bunkhouse Boys eh? Eh? EH? Known for their agility, speed and lethal aerial attacks. Sorry, that's sparrowhawks; easy mistake to make. But keep an eye out for The Bunkhouse Boys patented devastating finishing move, Getting Bum Raped In The Barn As Your Loved Ones Watch On While Tied Up And Crying. (You should hear the commentators yell that one!)
Kris King is two time MSW wrestler of the year and there were two him in the video. Get it? There were two of him, because he was two time wrestler of the year. See? Smart isn't it? That's why MSW is going to go places!
Then we've one for the ladies, you know who he is; "Hotstuff" Ricky Shane. (Cue "Who?" en masse)
I can feel my vagina frothing, can you?
NEWS JUST IN! The "Legit" half of Legit Dynamite as reached puberty and as such will be allowed to compete in the upcoming Pay Per View! I know there were some worried readers out there.
Two words. Diablo. Jr. Proving that the stereotype of huge, 'roided up dudes are the only successful wrestlers. I like his modest take on Bret Hart's "The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be" line, with his "The best today" line. Who is to know who the best tomorrow will be? Not Diablo Jr. that's for sure!
Finally, How you dooin' everayboday?!
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