Monday, July 13, 2009

Oxegen 2009 - The Good, The Bad and The Muddy.


Oxegen 2009 was my fourth consecutive Oxegen festival. In order to avoid a huge wall of text I'm going to review it in bullet points under three headings.

The Good

  • Getting to the campsite and setting up in good weather.
  • AC/DC tribute band Hells Bells playing the Thursday night stage.
  • The Xbox Live stage in the Blue Campsite.
  • Niall Gaffney's childlike excitement towards returning to Oxegen.
  • "I'm sorry, I thought this was America"
  • "I like your schtyle!"
  • "So basically, we're lucking for trouble."
  • Having an awesomely warm and dry tent.
  • Having awesomely warm and dry tent mates!
  • 'Free' stuff.
  • Pendulum playing Master Of Puppets.
  • Charming some free Ben & Jerry's
  • Good nights of sleep.
  • Showering.
  • Meeting people from all over the place especially Tyrone (Sean, Shauna and Hannah) and Belfast (Sophia, Meabh and of course Max)
  • Trip into Naas and associated 'free' bowl and salt shaker.
  • Chancey Tent.
  • The relationship between Ken and Ferghal.
  • Getting recognised by a random Londoner as 'David Reilly the Comedian!!'
  • Seeing my friend Jon Hozier-Byrne's brother Andrew play the IMRO Stage.
  • Seeing The Killers play songs from Hot Fuss.
  • The random sunny intervals.
  • Not having to worry about tents or bags on Sunday.
  • Mud fights.
  • Learning how to make the Blood symbol.
  • The guy in the horse mask doing the 'look'.
  • Experiencing Of Montreal's show.
  • Toplessness.
  • Dancing to Song 2 in my boxers with Conor.
  • Meeting Conor and Ken just as the "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhh!" from Sabotage by The Beastie Boys kicked in during The Bloody Beetroots.
  • Niall's return from Naas Hospital.
  • The Frothy Gashes were the band of the weekend. Followed by The Bloody Beetroots or Of Montreal.
The Bad

  • The rain.
  • Sunburn.
  • The toilets.
  • Niall refracturing his leg.
  • Over abundance of chavs, knackers, scumbags, skangers, scobes, spidies, pillheads etc.
  • Festival virgins shouting "It's Oxegen!!" whenever anyone did anything sensible like sleep.
  • Sleeping on a rock.
  • Getting soaked going to the Schuh Welly Exchange only to find it to be closed.
  • Being three minutes from meeting Maximo Park but being too pissed off about the Schuh tent to wait.
  • Ladyhawke getting sick. (Swine Flu or the good AIDS I reckon)
  • The Game cancelling (Shot no doubt)
  • People losing phones and cameras.
  • Overcrowded tents.
  • Knackbags acting the prick during The Gaslight Anthem waiting for The Game.
  • Getting headbutted at Pendulum.
  • Scumbags moshing. They don't know how to. If someone falls down, you let them up, not swing kicks at them.
  • Hearing The Killers play songs from their second and third album.
  • Not meeting more Tweeple or friends from Kilkenny or Dublin.
  • Dropping medication on the Dance Hall's floor and having to take it anyway.
  • Missing some great bands due to clashes or weather; Mars Volta, Regina Spektor, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, Digitalism to name a few.
  • Not being able to find my tent, regardless of time of day.
  • Being chased by a security guard for peeing on a fence while trying to put it away without peeing on myself or catching myself in the zip.
  • Foals not playing Hummer.
  • Constantly being asked for 'yokes', pills or E's.

The Muddy

  • Anto Lynch
  • Conor Kelly
  • Brendan McKiernan
  • Emma Finch
  • Ferghal Hand
  • Hannah Tyrone
  • James Henry
  • Joseph O'Sullivan
  • Ken Ryan
  • Leanne Brady
  • Louise O'Malley
  • Lucy Doyle
  • Marcus Sheridan
  • Maxine Clarke
  • May Belfast
  • Niall Gaffney
  • Niall Murray
  • Oisin Henry
  • Oisin McDonnell
  • Rob Hand
  • Robbie Kane
  • Sam Moore
  • Sarah Reilly
  • Sean Tyrone
  • Shauna Tyrone
  • Sophia Connolly
  • Sorcha Almond-Murray
  • Tereas Cronin
  • Me :)
All in all, it was an enjoyable year. Out of the four I've been to, I'd rank it in third place ahead of 2007, and behind 2006 and 2008.Will I go back next year? Can't say for sure, but no doubt, like every year, I'll change my mind 418 times before next July.





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