Wednesday, November 18, 2009

EXCLUSIVE! THIERRY HENRY IN POO PORN SHOCKER!

Guys and girls, coincidentally and conveniently after he cheated Ireland out of a World Cup spot, a picture of Thierry Henry partaking in some highly questionable acts have emerged. It is 100% legit and is in no way a bitter photoshopping on my part...



Shocking, I know!


Wish Me Luck.

While I should probably announce this on the actually <419 site, I get more traffic here so it seemed like the best option.

I've decided to write a <419 book. Well more "illustrate" a <419 book. I'm using inverted commas as I hardly consider myself as an illustrater or even a semi-competent drawer. Anyhoo, I've not 100% decided upon a title or theme of the book but for the moment it will be called "50 Ways To Break Up With Your Partner (Without Them Knowing)"

With exams and projects, it'd be unrealistic of me to thing I'll get this started in the next 3-4 weeks but while I'm off for a month after Christmas I will be hopefully hammering my way through like a coked up blacksmith.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Keyboard cat pops up on RTEs 'The Frontline'

Friday, November 6, 2009

David Reilly: The Drinking Game!

Today I learned that some girls I met a few weeks ago at a Trinity residences ball now have a drinking game named in my honour. This is how it was described to me, direct copy and paste:

marcus olaoire says:
someone shouts DAVID REILLY
and they have to create a visual representation of your hair
last one to do it drinks


I think it's an achievement, I'm up there with Sting and Eddie Murphy in one respect now at least.



But I will not be responsible for anything like the above happening.

I am flattered though. :)

EDIT: I'd like to point out the lovely irony in naming a drinking game after someone who is edge!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Teh Internetz knows my name lulz

Popped on to Youtube just there to see how many views my UCD Life videos had gotten so far. As I typed in my name Youtube suggest 'David Reilly Stand Up'. Needless to say I find this pretty deadly! :D


So then I decided to see if Google would be the same, seeing as they own Youtube. The results were a little weird and lead me to think I either have some sort of super secret, super large following somewhere, perhaps a cult deep in South America, or else I need a new stage name as there are far too many comedians going by David Reilly.


I know that near 99% of those 51000 results no doubt have nothing to do with me, but to all those who have acknowledged my online presence by following me on Twitter, Youtube or here, I offer you my most sincerest thanks and gratitude.

Monday, November 2, 2009

My UCD Life Episodes 3 and 4