He helps me find puzzles and save babies in trees and rescue cats from wells and put out fires and brushes my teeth and tidies my flat and buys all my food and fixes my bike and scares away drug addicts and prostitutes and tucks me in a night and has a USB 2.0 port and a 1Tb hard drive so I can store lots and lots of songs on him and he makes sure I'm always on time because he is awesome. He is Dogpoop.
